Baby Princess 2D #01 — Japan At Its Finest

July 21st, 2011

 

A new standard in creativity.

Huh. Not sure what all those 500 errors were about. Probably my Russian bondsmen out to get me again.

Impressions:

I can imagine the board room meeting that led to this OVA’s creation.

"You know what was an amazing show that needs to be shamelessly copied? Sister Princess. But you know what it didn’t have enough of? Sisters. Let’s see if we can ramp it up to 18 sisters… and number them! Wait, but we’re still missing every possible fetish… we need a mother too. Yes… Yes… YES! Wait… it’s still not pandering enough. Let’s have them all be really horny and want to snog the crap out of the faceless male lead. Hmmm, but that’s still not enough. Let’s have an episode where… they go swimming and… wait… follow me here… they also go to a hot springs inn. That lets us have them in swimsuits, naked, and kimonos! It’s the trifecta! GENIUS!"

Sigh. Japan. Do I really need to say any more? At least it actually looks like an OVA as far as technical merits go. The only time that it got anything other than terribly terribly pandering was the very last bit where the sisters all took turns sneaking into the guy’s room to try to molest him in various ways. That is acceptable humor. The overstatement of a bad cliche to ridiculous levels. Just waving breasts around and thinking up as many different ways to say "brother" in Japanese is not.

     

Posted in Anime | 13 Comments »

13 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • jingoi says:

    Wouldn’t these various ways be onii this, nii that, aniki here?

    • Aroduc says:

      (Onii/nii/ani) + (chan/san/sama/tan/ue)
      Add a few more random foreign versions and voila!

  • GF202020 says:

    ..there’s a girl for every anime girl cliche, isn’t there?

  • Cytl says:

    I normally don’t agree with this blog, but this is just wrong…

  • Anonymous says:

    gotta catch’em all

  • bluemist says:

    Name your fetish. We have all of them.

  • Yue says:

    Needs more gundam. ~_~

  • Travis says:

    Cheaper by the Dozen – the… Uh… Eighteenth version.

    Sweet Goat with a Thousand Young. 18? And the Mom is how old? What? Gah. Just… No.

    You know what? My favorite part of this is the part where I don’t have to watch it ever. I feel like we should be chipping in for some expensive chocolate or coffee or something to dull the pain with.

  • Hinano says:

    this is why we can’t have nice things

  • burnout says:

    I think they’re all test-tube babies, or something, to explain the genetic variation and why the mother doesn’t look, well, ‘used’. Also, this entire concept of this series is oddly horrifying to me.