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Do the French like tabasco or something?

To head this off, yes, I’ve played Daiteikoku for a few hours. Here’s a two word review: "It’s bad." Here’s a three word review: "Play Kamidori instead." Here’s an insulting, but still appropriate three word review: "Play RagnaROCK instead."

Impressions:

Definitely one of the weakest episode(s) of this show. I was expecting a much better introduction to Natsu’s sex goddesses too, but they barely got a single segment… and one of them only speaks French. They apparently use her stuffed animals to traumatize her/keep her in line. I don’t know what I was hoping for… some kind of dildo massager hostage situation I guess after the traumas inflicted upon Momoko (No Momo abuse at all this week actually), but given that Daigorou was offering his butt in the first episode, I’d have expected the goddesses to have at least progressed with Natsu beyond such introductory levels. I’m not sure why one was sucking down tabasco sauce either.

They certainly could have skipped that middle segment with Imagawa’s friend and sex in the stars for a more thorough introduction. Hell, either of their movie/dinner dates could have been more than one segment too. The former was basically nothing at all, and the latter was just a sort of silly ten second rule about eyecontact. If you’re going to tack a timer onto a joke, then ten seconds is really pushing it. Then he confessed that he liked her and asked her out and she shot him down (well, said "she can’t" if you want to be specific).