Sex Ed For 30 Year Olds #05-08 — The Divine Touch

April 13th, 2011

 

Beats beer goggles.

Impressions:

I guess I may as well stick with this, especially considering that there are approximately 0 other Wednesday shows and this does manage to entertain me for a good 2-3 minutes an episode… and they’re only 10 minutes long.

Seriously though, a montage? Your entire sequence is only 10 minutes long, this is made in Flash, and you’re going to blow ten percent of the episode on a montage with three whole stills? Yeesh. We’re setting a new standard for cheap production here. The first couple segments were easily the best of the group this time, mainly because the third was mostly a montage and the fourth was just a tired old cliche. Natsu needs her own sex goddesses in place stat to become at least half as amusing as Yamada. Actually, let’s just forego any sequences without the gods for awhile.

The four lessons this time were on undoing a bra on a young ‘girl’ that randomly showed up on his bed… Daigorou’s little brother. Then it was off to the matchmaking services where GOD FINGER was needed to make the women palatable. Hayao and Natsu met at one of them and he instantly fell in love with her, then later asked her out (well, flubbed it), but ran into her AKF and was blown away.

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5 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Phocus says:

    On the bright side, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two from this show, be it wrong or immoral.

    • Aroduc says:

      All I’ve learned so far is that if you own a sex doll, bisexual gods will kidnap and torture it.

  • marke says:

    I learned a lot from this, though.

    That there are different variations of MAKIYOME and the first CHOME CHOME is very important.

  • Wilfriback says:

    http://tenka.seiha.org/images2/302/302_28.jpg

    Shaft’s counterattack?
    lol