Kämpfer für die Liebe #01 — Sex Change Attack!

April 7th, 2011


…But it’s ineffective against aggressive bisexuals and enclosed spaces.


Well, if you were looking for a continuation of the ‘plot,’ tough beans. This was pretty much just a fanservice episode about Akane and Natsuru working as whores hostesses because Natsuru needs to buy a bra. Not just any bra. A milky bra. Some day I’ll understand what the hell ‘milky’ means in Japan, but that day is not today. It was amusing enough, but at least some of that was because of how over-the-top some of it was. Did Natsuru and Akane really need to scream in climax together? And then have pudding fall on their faces? And then lick it off in a post orgasmic haze?

Actually, probably yes.

So, it was more of the same as usual. I would have expected something like this on the DVDs hoShizuku torturing Natsuru by stroking his/her thighs with her stockings, Akane screamed to be taken like a beast, and Sakura was off in another room entirely with her own harem. Natsuru’s glowing moment of brilliance was deciding to transform after jumping naked into a locker with Akane. Good work, dude. Now your nipples are grinding against hers. …All according to plan…? Maybe Natsuru really is much smarter than he looks. I’m not sure if Akane’s following transformation so that she had something long and hard to stick into Natsuru’s crotch was an improvement or not.

Actually, probably yes.

And if you’re waiting for a broadcast without the earthquake message, the next one’s on Sun TV on the 11th, so it’ll be a little while.

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15 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • alex says:

    what 0.o ?

    GF202020 says:

    Rio is now visiting other anime with her TARDIS.

    sage says:

    Hooooooooooooooooooooooly shit. Just realized something.

    “Rio” is the Spanish word for “River”.

    Rio = River Song.


  • Anonymous says:

    the best show of the year is back

    Aroduc says:

    It’s only two episodes and the second one doesn’t have a broadcast date yet.

    Sterling01 says:

    Wait, really?

    sage says:

    Best show of the year, all years.

  • Bobby says:

    Glorious. Just unbefuckinglievably glorious.

  • Nanaya says:

    So this is what your brain short-circuiting feels like.

    I can’t decide if this is hilariously awesome over-the-topness and I should watch it, or if it’s the worst of anime bundled into one and I should repress all memory of something like this being created by human minds. Hhrglbrglblargh.

  • guest says:

    i just don’t know what to say

  • Chen says:

    “Did Natsuru and Akane really need to scream in climax together? And then have pudding fall on their faces? And then lick it off in a post orgasmic haze?”


  • Mesousa says:

    They’re desperate for ratings, so they brought in Rio.

    That’s not how it works, Doume.

  • shadow says:

    best what ?!!! only fanservice