A Bridge to the Starry Sky #03 — Stupid Is As Stupid Does

April 24th, 2011

 

Why does nobody in this show have clear memories of anything?

I, uh… may have completely forgotten that this existed. Then I thought to myself "Don’t I usually do something on Sunday nights? Oh yeah! I watch a terrible show about a guy with a tiny penis," and all was right with the world once more.

Impressions:

Oh come on, Landylady. Not leaving him with a Mighty Mini condom or warning Ui to not get her hopes up? I am heavily disappointed in you. Heavily. You were the only part of this show that could survive on its own without being the butt of a joke, and you let me down. The show even started and ended with her walking in on Kazuma alone with… people… in her room, if you can even call either of those sex objects people instead of blatant fetish fuel. Yes, both of them. Especially Ayumu.

Most of the ep was centered on introductions to two more of Kazuma’s forgotten seductees from his childhood, Madoka who is of the Inami-breed of man haters, and Koyori, who just hates him… and is a blithering moron. Given that he can barely concentrate for 15 seconds when Koyori is spying on him through the episode, the fact that he can’t remember anything from a decade ago isn’t much of a surprise. He probably needs notes in the morning to remember his name. As for the rest, insert your usual gay jokes about his little brother here with Ui fantasizing about being in his place. I’m not in the mood to make them tonight and having her gaze longingly at Ayumu’s thighs, wishing that they were hers with Kazuma rubbing them feels like dynamiting fish in a barrel.

Preview:

The last harem member finally shows up.

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6 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Nanaya says:

    Starry Sky… *sigh* Ok… look. We both said a lot of things that you are going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For Science. You monster.

  • Anonymous says:

    The best part is if you completely forgot to blog this I don’t think anyone would have noticed.

  • Aex says:

    As always with this sort of show, I love how the guy everyone is calling a pervert is actually the least perverted person around. The last harem member looks to be the hottest at least, so here’s hoping she brings some actual intelligence with her. Right now the character that makes the most sense is Kazuma… or maybe Ui! *shudder*