B Cup Sex Maniac #05 — Radioactive Wastelands

April 29th, 2010

 

HELLO LENS FLARE!

Impressions:

Bleh. Easily the weakest episode of this show to date. The first 13 minutes or so was just cliche and horrible and boring. Granted, the last segment did pre-empt me by pointing out how cliche the first bit had been, but that didn’t unring the bell and suddenly make it funnier… just confirmed that apparently nobody took any joy from that awful Valentine’s bit. I still hate Miyano with the burning passion of a thousand suns too. She’s like a bad romantic comedy male protagonist displaced into a buxom female body, somehow managing to woo all the women by being a spineless paintywaist unable to speak with her eyes open to make sure she’s not being an accidental lesbian. It could be worse though. Imagine the terror if she and Kazuki had their VAs swapped. *shudder*

The last segment was quite a bit better, but still not up to the show’s usual level. After a dream with the sex god, Yamada decided that she needed to increase her sex power and ended up eschewing underwear for the day. A lot of the good jokes here came straight from Takeshita, who assumes that she’s masturbating in class because Yamada can’t stop fumbling with her skirt, and begs the question of whether or not Yamada would want to see Kosuda expose himself in the same way… which strangely, apparently does not have as straight forward of an answer as you might think. All their crotches are highly radioactive anyway. Why not clay? I miss claymation censorship. I think what happened is that Japan just discovered Photoshop’s lens-flare button within the past six months and has decided to put them on everything.

Preview:

Sparklies vs Yamada.

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8 Shouts From the Peanut Gallery

  • Anon999 says:

    Oh boy. I can see where the next episode is headed… >_>

  • Yue says:

    SHINING FINGER!!! ^o^

  • Nanaya says:

    Yeah, me too — going around the idea of sex without ever actually reaching it, then arching off entirely at the last second.

    This series is the f(x)=1/x of sex.

  • Aex says:

    Miyano deserves her own show. Or just take this one from Yamada and give it to her. Maybe then Yamada will start making sense in some way. Pretty sure she can’t get any dumber…

  • Albedo says:

    BURNING… FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *rips your gundam’s head off in the name of justice and Japanese stereotypical super moves.*

  • Nanaya says:

    Would you like to put some money on that?

  • Aex says:

    No way. Yamada is a breed that logic cannot predict, and I shudder to think what she’ll do next.