天下制覇

Words of the wise from Totali. I shouldn’t have tried.

Impressions:

Be glad I didn’t go with my original tagline: "Spatulagasm!"

Ugh. Come on ninja show. Remember back in episode 5 or so when they were all gung ho about tracking down and/or invading the other ninja villages? Here we are, some 7 episodes later, and the only scroll they’ve found is one that somebody brought to them. Meanwhile, the only thing really developing is the boylove between Yoite and Miharu.

Anyway, Miharu decides to leave Banten, despite Raimei urging otherwise, to join the Ash Wolves, but comes with his own conditions, the important one is no more deaths. He also brings along the only scroll that the Banten team has to show his sincerity (which Fuuma was keeping in a hidden room inside of what I can only assume is a porn DVD box), though Kotarou lets it go as part of his grandiose plan. The rest of the episode is Miharu getting on with the Ash Wolf gang and yet more boylove. Then they went out clothes shopping for something faaaaaaaaaaabulous. I wish I was joking. Then Raimei Raikou drives them into a ditch.

Bleh. At least there were a lot of spatulas. It’s amazing how spatulas can enliven even the most boring of conversations. They’re like tiny rays of sunshine in a dark, ninja, yaoi world. Or maybe I just need to dial down the sarcasm as I watch this show about four notches.

Preview:

Ew. Girls! They don’t belong in ninja yaoi!